Meat Lyrics - Denis Leary

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I love to smoke. i love to smoke and i love to eat red meat. i love to eat raw xxxxxxx red meat. nothing i like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the same time. i love to smoke. i love to eat red meat. i'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke ok!? special cows they grow in virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "[vb] moo"
I tried eating vegetarian. i feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. "what do you want to eat sir? brocolli?" brocolli's a side dish folks. always was always will be ok? when they ask me what i want i say "what do you think i want!? this is america. i want a bowl of raw red meat right now. forget about that. bring me a live cow over to the table. i'll carve off what i want and ride the rest home! [making riding noises]"
I gonna open up my own place. open my own restaurant and get away from you people. i gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections; ultra and regular ok? and we're not gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins. none of that xxxxx shit. just a big wide open black space. and all we're gonna serve is raw meat right on the bone! and only men are going to eat there naked men sitting around a big giant camp fire and no men's room either. you have to piss you mark your territory like a wolf! and if some guy has a heart attack from eating too much meat xxxx him we throw him in the fire! more meat for the other meat-eaters! yeah!
Because you gotta have goals. because everybody in this room knows everybody who's quitting. you all have that friend who's quitting it. you know what i mean? the guys quitting it "i quit smoking. i quit drugs. i quit drinking. i quit meat and i feel great. i get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. i go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. i have another bowl of oat bran. i go back in the bathroom f

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