Gone Funky Parody Gone Country Alan Jackson Lyrics - Cledus T Judd

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(cledus t. judd/bruce burch/bob mcdill)

She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in texas.
She's sick and tired of all them reba songs they keep requestin'.
She's about to lose her voice her hair's fallin' out and ain't nobody clappin'.
So she think's she'll shape her head buy a boom box and just turn to rappin'.
She can't keep up with them country healthers
Gonna learn to shake her boobies just like salt n' peppa.

She done gone funky a brand new tattoo.
She done gone funky a big nose ring too.
She done gone funky her favouite rap song's "shoop".
She done gone funky
Hah you go girl!

Well he never was good at suckin' up to all them country disc jockeys.
It seemed like dag-blammed week then some new hat act bumped him off the opry.
He had to sell his bus his house his cows: ain't had a hit since the sixties.
Well he's fed with hearin' about: travis garth tim mcgraw collin raye billy ray cyrus john michael montgomery and joe diffie.
He saw johnny cash on mtv
Bought a new new toupee said: "that's the place for me."

He done gone funky too ahead for his boots.
He done gone funky burned his cowboy boots.
He done gone funky wearin' platform shoes.
He done gone funky!
Oh suki.

Oh well he moved up to nashville had big dreams of being a songwriter.
Ha ha 'bout the only things he's written down lately are some orders down at brown's diner.
If everybody's gone country like ali jackson says
Gonna move to los angeles and buy him a drum machine.

He done gone funky hangin' out with old sloop.
Doggy dog sippin' on gin and juice
He done gone funky do wets for two live crew.
He done gone funky.

I feel good.
He done gone funky.
He done gone funky.
He done gone funky.
Fun fun fun fun fun funky.
He done gone funky.
She done gone funky.

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