Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Lyrics - Bob Rivers

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Yo Yo


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


Is this a white Christmas,
Hell no my man,
I�m leavin� blood in the snow
And smackin� fat men
You mean Santa?
That boys� a ---------
He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a -----
For real, he�s no joke, the guy don�t play
He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh
Laughin all the way, but he�s not laughin� today
We�ll jingle more than his-----------
Even the elves will pay
Come Christmas Eve
Ol� Nick�s a gonner
We�ll be snackin� on deer
----Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when not even a maybe
Have a drunk Miss Claus
Say they jinglin, baby!
Givin� new meaning to �Ho ho ho�
Shake them ---s, girl
Bumpin� booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We�ll be strippin� that sleigh
And leave you the coal


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


You playin� reindeer games?
Hell, yeah my friend�
Grab Rudolph�s horns and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red
His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf Randall
Santa Claus wouldn�t list me as nice
In fact he�ll have me listed as naughty twice
Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist
But because of all the -----got left on his wife
It�s time for Old Nick to move and retire
Before we roast his ----on a big xxx fire
Yes I�m that bad
Yes I �m that crude
I mean your xxx is huge
Lose weight for real dude
All the cookies in your mouth
Simply quite sick
I mean, when�s the last time you seen your ----?
I don�t to throw a fit, and I�m not one to bitch
But every year, I get underwear, socks and sh--.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
(Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby)
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
(Yeah, you know what I�m saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA



Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin� all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

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