Zelda Rap Lyrics - Benefit

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Back when i was riseing up
All the suckers used to play
Acting like they all that
And no one knew the way
To ganon's castle level nine
Link had the power i had the mind
I held the magic sword way up high
I knew i could win i didn't have to try
The nes advantage was on my side
I take evil for a ride
I smoke the tactites like they was hooch
Cause soon i know i'd have zelda's cootch
I'd walk to meet the motherfuckin gannon
He'd dissappear like a ball from a cannon
I raise my voice and i shout out loud
I got the triforce and i am proud
I finally hit him with the silver arrow
And you know i leave the rock
Even though the road to good is narrow
Zelda's on my jock
Cause my balls is big to be this brave
Princess zelda is the one i saved
Now i'm playing with power
The nineteen eighty's will never go sour

Yeah who would have thunk it it must have been a drunken
Someone who could pump it with a beat so funky
Hell yeah xxxxx you heard it hear first
Recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse
To stitch up the wounds from the k and the b
Redefine the word "originality" cant xxxx with this xxxx 1986
We was in the mix and zelda was the xxxxxx fix
Now we bringin this xxxx full xxxxxx circle
Cant hate with this? go hang with steve erkle
Cause we regulatin hardcore now you know whats in store
Beggin for a little more glad i was in level 4
Realize this im creepin through the mist
With the xxxxxx triforce and im motherfuckin pissed
Now you realizin this beats hipnotizin my skill keeps rising
All this xxxx just ties in step back i got the players guide
Fuckin game genie with the codes inside
Skill to save hyrule and the rest of mankind
All this xxxx be stickin in your mind
Now you understand the controller in your hand
You almost beat the game but you aint the xxxxxx man
So leave it up to me and back the xxxx off
You think you're hardcore but your skill be soft
I piss on your cartridge throw it in the trash
Take it to the pawn shop for some cash
You dont belong on my nes
I grab your controller to show im the best

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