If I Had 1000000 Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

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If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you a house (I�d buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I�d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I�d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I�d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn�t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
�You know, we could just go up there and hang out.�
�Like open the fridge and stuff, and there�d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don�t have pre-wrapped bacon.�
�Well can you blame them?�
�Yeah.�

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that�s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you John Merrick�s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I�d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn�t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we�d take a limousine �cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn�t have to eat Kraft dinner
�But we would eat Kraft dinner.�
�Of course we would, we�d just eat more.�
�And buy really expensive ketchups with it.�
�That�s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.�

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Wel I�d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that�s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I�d buy you a monkey (haven�t you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I�d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars� I�d be rich!

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