Variety Speak Lyrics - Animaniacs

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Yakko: in hollywood they have a different language that they speak
It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week
Dot : it's found inside variety a magazine they use
Y+d : and no one understands it when they read the movie news.

Dot : like "hix makes pix but the flick needs fix"
Yakko: means someone made a movie that bombed
Dot : "the veeps in charge are now at large"
Yakko: means everyone involved is gone.

Dot : "the plot conflix; no beautiful chix"
Yakko: so it's coming out on video soon
Dot : they're "taking their lix"
'cause the critics say "nix"
Yakko: and the editors are gonna try to fix it in the mix.

Dot : but the "stock sees green" on page thirteen
Yakko: means disney's up a nickel a share
Dot : "stallone cuts deal for a major reel"
Yakko: means rocky number six so beware.

Dot : if you want the "poop"
Yakko: or you need the "scoop"
Y+d : on hollywood town this week
You're gonna have to learn to talk that variety speak!

Girls: bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
Bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!

Dot : "a boffo smash makes warner cash"
Yakko: means there's gonna be a sequel next year
Dot : but "paramount hurts and they're losing their shirts"
Yakko: means schwarzenegger's doing king lear.

Dot : "oliver stone does next home alone"
Yakko: means he's getting paid an arm and a leg
The budget goes "crunch"
Dot : but his name "packs punch"
Yakko: so they called up the accountants and they're gonna "do lunch"!

Dot : well the "ratings smile" on the o.j. trial
Yakko: means a movie of the week to premiere
Dot : "universal cuts deal with mister spiel"
Yakko: to do a hundred thousand movies a year.

Yw+d : you gotta play it smart
If you wanna be part
Of the crowd that's hip and chic
You're gonna have to learn to talk that variety speak!

Girls: bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
Bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!

Yakko: normal talk makes producers walk
Y+d : you might as well speak greek
You're gonna have to learn...
Wakko: or the meeting will adjourn...
Yw+d : unless my friend you learn that variety speak!

Girls: bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!
Bob-a-doo-bop! a-bob-a-doo-bah!

Yw+d : bah-doop-bah-doop-bah-doop-bahhh-dah!

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