Ode To My Car Lyrics - Adam Sandler

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Piece of xxxx car
I got a piece of xxxx car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are xxxxxxx shot
And my seatbelt's xxxxxxx broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of xxxx car)
Piece of xxxx car
(He's got a piece of xxxx car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh xxxx you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his xxx too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of xxxx car)
I got piece of xxxx car
(He got a piece of xxxx car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the xxxx did I do
What the xxxx did I do
What the xxxx did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh xxxx me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a xxxxxxx coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of xxxx car)
You piece of xxxx car

(You got a piece of xxxx car)
You piece of xxxx car
(Piece of xxxx car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of xxxx car)
No rearview xxxxxxx mirror
(Piece of xxxx car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of xxxx car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of xxxx car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of xxxx car)
(Piece of xxxx car)
(You got a piece of xxxx car)
(Piece of xxxx car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of xxxx car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of xxxx car...)

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