Macc Lads - Lucy Lastic Lyrics

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Well in this life there's a couple of certs

One is death and the other's a nurse

Well lucy's old and they say she's passed it

But i gave her one and her tits were that big

And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic

And that i never touched her

That's just bagshit.

Lucy lastic we shagged everywhere

On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs

Did you fuck? you're making it up.

Well i got a red pint round the back of our house

Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?

I found his tail right up lucy lastic

The russians are coming this is drastic.

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So i closed the curtains and i sat on her belly

There was dogfood in her clevage forgot about torn welly.

Lucy lastic's got a great back

Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.

Was there fuck you're making it up.

Lucy lastic we shagged in a skip.

Dead cats in her knickers tea bags on her tits.

We did it in a snowdrift in wilderclough

But lucy lastic was loose enough

Lucy lastic were loose enough

Lucy lastic were loose enough

Lucy lastic were loose enough.

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