Tom Green - Lonely Swedish Lyrics

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My bum is on the rail

Bum is on the rail

Look at Me!!

My bum is on the rail

My bum is on a man

Bum is on a man

It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man

My bum is on the step

Bum is on the step

Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum!

(ahahahahahaaaaa!!)

And that's not very fun

If you fall down hurt your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese

Bum is on the cheese

If I get lucky I'll get a disease!

My bum is on the Swedish

Swedish

Swedish

Sweeedish

My bum is on the gum

My bum is on the gum

I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship

The battleship

I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum

I'd shoot POO all over the place

POO POO!!

Cuz that isn't very fun

When they shoot a cannon in your bum

I like to put my bum on things, its fun for everyone.

My bum is on the dog

My bum is on the cat

My bum is on the phone

My bum is all alone......

The rail is all alone

The man is all alone

The Swedish is all alone

My bum...is all alone....

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1,2,3,4

My bum is all alone (12 x's)

Get the poo off my bum!

Get the poo off!

I need the POO off the BUM!!

I've got get the poo off my bum

Poo poo!

I want to hear the cannon! *loon*

No, let me hear the cannon! *loon*

NO NO NO, no, not the loon!

(Bum is alone [3x's])

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon*

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon*

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!

*cannon*

Yea! The cannon!

Now get the poo off my bum *loon*

I want the poo-poo off my - my bum bum...

*whimper*.......Can I hear the loon again, too? *loon*

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