Macc Lads - Lady Muck Lyrics

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Well i want to sing a song about lady muck yoooh

Well it weren't her real name but it rhymed with fuck.

An' i'm gonna nacc me voice doin' this for too long

Come on fast fret let's get on with the song.

She was sitting at a table shouting "waiter where's the wine?"

But you don't come in macdonald's if you really want to get pissed

Take me for a drink she handed me her car keys

Get me out of here the place is full of grelbies.

You can use her piss for purfume and her pubes for dental floss

And her shit would make good perfume because she's so fucking posh

Lady muck.

Drove her round the town friday night were pay night

She said she was a witch and turned into a layby

Did a spell of snogging and a spot of fingering

Found her name was jonelle by the lables on her lingerie...

She had a fur coat and no knickers

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But she were a real lady

And she never swore or farted

And she drove a gold mercedes

Lady muck.

Yaaaaaaaaw.

You can use her piss for purfume and her pubes for dental floss

And her shit would make good perfume because she's so fucking posh

She had a fur coat and no knickers

Butshe were a real lady

And she never swore or farted

When she spilt her chips and gravy.

Lady muck

Lady muck

Lady muck

Lady muck.

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