Ugly Duckling - La Revolucion Lyrics

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[Andy Cooper:]

I told the boys tighten up your boots

Put on your sombrero

Today, we go in to overthrow the pharaoh

We rode town, but everything was vacant

Except for one vagrant asleep on the pavement

We were puzzled, then the church bell rung

And someone shouted, "Stop the rebellion! "

We all ducked and ran for protection

Gunshots struck from every direction

Man, what had happened? We must'a been spied out

Later, I heard we had a traitor in our hideout

We were in trouble, this could be our last stand

Then I saw a masked man jump out of a trash can

He took aim, and caught my arm

A half a foot to the left, I'd have bought the farm

I was alive, but I couldn't stay vertical

Fall into the dirt below, like I had vertigo

I crawled out of the street into a pool hall

Out of bullets, so I threw a cue ball

Now I'm surrounded, it's looking grim

They yell "Come out or we're coming in! "

I said, "Boys, can you say it again? "

Reloading my weapon and I started to grin

The odds are long and I might not live

But I'm coming out shootin' like the Sundance Kid

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"Alright! We've got you surrounded,

Now come out with your hands up or it's gonna get ugly. And I mean UGLY! "

"You'll never take me alive! "

"Gentlemen, let's proceed."

[Andy Cooper:]

Hiding in the desert between the sand dunes

Haven't slept in three moons

I'm running off fumes

Plus, I'm feeling sick with Montezuma's revenge

But I know I can't quit until the madness ends

Start a revolution...

Start the revolution...

"Townspeople say they will never forget the scene... "

"I just did what I had to do... "

[Meatshake Skit:]

Yeah, holmes, let me get a, um, get me a beef-peef

Uh, let me get a, uh

Two carnita shakes, and, uh, one, uh, turkey-shake and two beef-shakes

(That's off the Latin menu)

And a, um, let me get some-

[Double K:]

Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, money

(Hey, nah, sir) Hey yo, excuse me

Hey yo, man, I came here, man, yo, check this out, I got, a turkey shake,

Right?

(Yes sir, ok) When I got home, it tasted like a ham shake

(Look, ham and turkey are very similar products)

Look man, don't tell me nothing about no turkey

I know what your turkey shake taste like, it's my FAVORITE!

(Sir, do you have a proof of purchase or receipt? Do you have-)

Fuck that shit man, you going to get me a turkey shake or I'm not leaving

This SLLLUUURP!

(Sir) I love meat shake, but man, I gotta get my turkey shake

(I think you're being a little uncooperative here, I think you need to-)

You get me my turkey shake, motherfucker!

I'm a get me a a little - a little - a little

Punk ass shake right here!

(Buddy, there's children in line here and you might want to watch your-)

I don't give a fuck! Give me a turkey shake now, motherfucker!

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