Slick Rick - La Di Da Di Lyrics

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Okay party people in the house...

You're about to witness something you never witnessed before...

Yes it's the original human beat box Doug E. Fresh...

And his partner the grand wizard MC Ricky D

D and that's me in the place to be.

We goin' to show you how we do it for '85 kick it live allright?

Because I got a funny feeling you're all sick of all these crap rappers

Biting their rhymes because um they're back stabbers.

But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here

The is no competition 'cause we are the best here.

But as impress which we approve

And yeah we realize that we are on the move

So listen close so y'all don't miss

As we go a little something like this HIT IT!

Aw yeah!

You know what?

La-di-da-di...

La-di-da-di...

La-di la-di!

You know what?

Yo peep this

La-di-da-di we like to party

We don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT

For all of y'all keep y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy condition and a

That we create cause that's our mission

So listen to what we say

Because this type of shit it happens everyday I

Woke up around ten o'clock in the morning

I gave myself a stretch uh a morning yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup I said

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all?

There was a rumble tumble five minutes it lasted

The mirror said "Why you conceited bastard!"

Well that's true that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pale

And then I got the files for my finger nails

Due to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean dry was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne

Fresh dressed like a million bucks

Threw on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.

Stepped out my house stopped short Oh no!!!

I went back in I forgot my Kangol

Then I dilly DALLY I ran through a ALLEY

I bumped into my ol' girl named SALLY from the VALLEY

This is a girl plays hard to get

So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset

She said uh "It's all because of you

I'm feeling sad and blue

You went away

And now my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so

How much you'll never know

Cause you took your love away from me"

Now what was I to do

She was crying over me and she was feeling blue

I said "Don't cry dry your eyes

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother stepped up says to me "Hi!"

Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong the kids was gone

Something was wrong I said what is going on?

I tried to break it up I said stop it leave her

She said "If I can't have you she can't EI-VER"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox. But

She gave chase she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick she said

"Why don't you give me a play?

So we can go cruising in my oj

And if you give me that OK

I'll give you all my love today

Ricky Ricky Ricky can't you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways Oh

MC Rick my love is here to stay"

And on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss

I said "You can't have me I'm

Too young for you miss"

She says "No you're not " then she starts crying

I says "I'm nineteen" she

Says "Stop lying!"

I said "I am -- go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy I can't be your lover!"

To the tick tock you don't stop

To the tick tick you don't quit hit it!

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...Don't ever forget Doug E. Fresh and MC Ricky D...

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