Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door Lyrics

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I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind

Then my neighbour bought a dog

He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute

But it still looked like a chihuahua

He had me over to watch it sit and beg

It bit my knee and made love to my leg

Now it barks all the night and all of the day

Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn

I didn't get to sleep last night till very late

The stupid dog barked and grrrr'd

I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus

But i slipped on a turd

I was certain it wasn't one of mine

That that dog had crossed over the line

I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind

From my lovely little suburb

I'm gonna kill the dog next door

Ain't gonna bark anymore

'cause this is judgment day

And the little runt has got to pay

No more turds on my lawn

That stupid mutt will soon be gone

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog

I see the little monster in my garden

So i grab an axe and off i go

And i try my best to get it

All i do is sever my big toe

My neighbour comes outside to call me

He says his dog and me should just be friends

He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands

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Then it starts to bite

So i strangle it with all my might

Oh oh oh oh oh!

I'm gonna kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door)

Ain't gonna bark anymore

'cause this is judgment day

And the little runt has got to pay

No more turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn)

That stupid mutt will soon be gone

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog

Now the stupid mutt's in doggy heaven

I strangled it to death and now i'm free

But my trouble ain't quite over

My neighbour called the cops on me

I end up at the police station

Where i am told that i must pay

A 300 dollar fine

Wow what a good value

I think i'll kill my neighbour too!

Oh oh oh oh oh!

I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door)

Won't call the cops anymore

I never liked him anyway

300 isn't much to pay

There are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn)

They must be his his dog is gone

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!

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