Tenacious D - Kickapoo Lyrics

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..::jack black (narrator)::..

A long ass fuckin' time ago

In a town called kickapoo

There lived a humble family

Religious through and through.

But hey there was a black sheep

And he knew just what to do.

His name was young j.b.

And he refused to step in-line.

A vision he did see of

Fuckin' rockin' all the time.

He wrote a tasty jam

And all the planets did align.

..::jack black (son)::..

Oh the dragons balls were blazin'

As i stepped into his cave.

Then i sliced his fuckin' cockles

With a long and shiney blade!

'twas i who fucked the dragon

Fucka lie sing fuck a loo!

And if you try to fuck with me

Then i shall fuck you too!

Gotta get it on in the party zone!

I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

Ahhhhhhh

..::meat loaf (father)::..

You've disobeyed my orders son

Why were you ever born?

Your brother's ten times better than you

Jesus loves him more.

This music that you play for us

Comes from the depths of hell.

Rock and roll's the devil's work

He wants you to rebel.

You'll become a mindless puppet;

Beelzebub will pull the strings!

Your heart will lose direction

And chaos it will bring.

You'd better shut your mouth

You better watch your tone!

You're grounded for a week with no telephone!

Don't wanna hear you cry

Don't wanna hear you moan!

You gotta praise the lord when you're in my home!

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..::jack black (son)::..

Dio can you hear me?

I am lost and so alone...

I'm askin' for your guidance

Wont ya come down from your throne?

I need a tight compadre

Who will teach me how to rock.

My father thinks you're evil

But man he can suck a cock.

Rock is not the devil's work

It's magical and rad.

I'll never rock as long as i am

Stuck here with my dad...

..::ronnie james dio (dio poster)::..

I hear you brave young jables

You are hungry for the rock.

But to learn the ancient method

Sacred doors you must unlock.

Escape your father's clutches

And this oppressive neighborhood.

On a journey you must go

To find the land of hollywood!

In the city of fallen angels

Where the ocean meets the sand

You will form a strong alliance

And the world's most awesome band!

To find your fame and fortune

Through the valley you must walk.

You will face your inner demons.

Now go my son and rock!

..::jack black (narrator)::..

So he bailed from fucking kickapoo

With hunger in his heart.

And he journeyed far and wide

To find the secrets of his art.

But in the end he knew

That he would find his counterpart.

Rooooock!

Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.

Raye-yayayayaye-ya rock!!

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