Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number Lyrics

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When i'm watching tv

The girls are all i see

They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling

None of them would look at me.

If i went to jessica simpson

She'd think i was an ignoramus

And if i tried to talk to cameron diaz

She'd say "get lost boy i'm famous!"

All the women 'round here

Have bo or they have rolls

And some lucky bloke right now

Is probably hugging beyonce knowles.

If i had jessica alba's number

I'd call her right up

And i'd ask her what she's doing at half past three

And then i'd ask her if she'd marry me

If i had jessica alba's number

I'd be the luckiest guy in the world

I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe

And then some dick would try to steal her purse

So i'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and i'd say

"hey mister leave jessie alone!"

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If i had jessica alba's number

If i had jessica alba's number

If i had jessica alba's number

If i had jessica alba's number

Fit girls getting shot in films

I'm always into ya'z

I'd like to go see toy story 2

With just me and britney spears

And then she'd say "hit me baby one more time" and i'd say

"no way britney domestic violence is a crime"

I like the one from showgirls

When she's dancing 'round those poles

Or the really really fit one

Who sings in the pussycat dolls.

I've nearly got a moustache

And they still wouldnt look at me

Kate winslet naked in titanic

Or the lesbian from the oc.

If i had jessica alba's number

I'd call her right up

And i'd ask her what she's doing at half past three

And then i'd ask her if she'd marry me

If i had jessica alba's number

I'd be the luckiest guy in the world

I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe

And then some dick would try to steal her purse

So i'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and i'd say

"hey mister leave jessie alone!"

If i had jessica alba's number

If i had jessica alba's number

If i had jessica alba's number

If i had jessica alba's number

Or jennifer lopez's number

Or kate nash's number

Or the girl who was in transformers' number

Or jessica alba's number...

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