Freak Kitchen - Jerk Lyrics

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I am into showbiz i am a road manager

D'ya know a sexy chick? i got a pass for her

Touring can be boring but not for me

You got to entertain yourself i got a special hobby:

I fuck with the support band i remember when

We had a shitty little group called "freak kitchen"

I'm always in the mode for let's say any kind of dope

I asked the drummer if he wanted some but he said "nope"

Well i couldn't believe what i just heard

The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd

The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well

If i only had the guts i'd tell ém: go to hell!

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Instead i turned around and asked a guy from the crew

To go and get a girl that we all can screw

You see i an asshole and a real hypocrite

And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit

I rather be a jerk than being hip like you

I rather be a jerk than do the shit you do

I rather be a jerk than snort 'til i turn blue

I rather be a jerk i rather be a jerk

An orgy a day keeps the mrs away

I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray

And when my conscience knocks on the door

I bury myself in horse as a cure

And a prostitute then i shoot some more

I rather be a jerk than being hip like you

I rather be a jerk than do the shit you do

I rather be a jerk than snort 'til i turn blue

I rather be a jerk i rather be a jerk

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