Bloodhound Gang - Jackass Lyrics

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Jackass

I'm a pimped out jedi knight

Obi-wan meets dolemite

Ben kenobi went and got himself a pompadour

These aren't the whores you're looking for

Jackass

If the crocodile hunter smoked weed

Steve irwin burnin' herb in his jeep

Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut

Used a bowl for that too

But if you knew me like i know myself

You'd hate me like i hate myself

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'cause i'm a jackass

Got no rabbit in this hat

'cause i'm pullin' it out my ass

Ain't sigfried or roy but i could be

Makin' magic with the pussy

Jackass

Like that dude in tienanmen square

With a six pack and a folding chair

Got bombed at the parade and ended up

Playin' chicken with the tanks

But if you knew me like i know myself

You'd hate me like i hate myself

'cause i'm a jackass

They could out the lesbian spice girl

They could try to run game on the o.d.b.

They could kick every douche bag off the 'real world'

But they won't get rid of me

If i knew you like you know yourself

I'd hate you like you hate yourself

Hate yourself hate yourself hate yourself

Hate yourself hate yourself hate yourself

'cause you're a jackass

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