The Kinks - Jack The Idiot Dunce Lyrics

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Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare

The turned up nose and moronic glare?

Who's that simpleton standing over there?

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt?

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

He walks like his feet are on back to front

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

Because he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

And when we laugh at the clothes he wears

Jack just smiles 'cos he don't care

Who's that fool? Who's that ninny?

He's a twit

Who's that chump?

The idiot dunce the idiot dunce

Who is always the bottom of the class?

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

Who's a fool? Who's a boob?

Who's a kook and an ass?

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

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When we take examinations he never gets a pass

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

And we all put him down 'cos he can't think fast

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

We ridicule him and punch him around

But Jack just laughs and stands his ground

The idiot dunce the idiot dunce

Yeah he's so uncoordinated

Oh so disorientated

And when we have a high school hop

You ought to see that idiot bop

And his arms and his legs

Seem to have minds of their own

And you don't need brains

To have educated muscles and bones

Yeah you ought to see him dance

He moves like he's in a trance

And when we have a high school hop

You ought to see that idiot rock

And he's finally proved that you don't need a high I.Q.

To make your body move

Now he's created a dance that everybody's trying to do

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

Alright put your finger on your nose

(Do the idiot dunce)

Now cross those eyes

(Do the idiot dunce)

Put your hands on your hips

(Do the idiot dunce)

Now wriggle your backside yeah

(Do the idiot dunce)

Yeah so you've got the knack to do the Idiot Jack

From your head to the tips of your toes

Now the whole world's doing it and everybody knows

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

He's a real cool cat and a real gone groove

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

And the girls go crazy when he starts to move

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

Now Jack's a success he's got nothing to prove

(Jack Jack the idiot dunce)

Even though Jack is dim

His mother is so proud of him

Hey who's that groovy looking dude dancing with all the chicks?

The idiot dunce the idiot dunce

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