Eminem - Insane Lyrics

Send "Insane" ringtone to your cell

I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed

Till one night he snuck in and said

"We're goin' out back I want my dick sucked in the shed"

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"

"After I fuck you in the butt get some head

Bust a nut get some rest" the next day my mother said

"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"

"The bastard won't even eat nothin' he's fed

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"

"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset

Go in there stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"

"I bet you he's fakin' it I'll bet you I'll bet

He probably just wants to see how upset you would get

I'll go handle this of course unless you object?"

"Aw go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No he's insane

Lyrics provided by http://www.kovideo.net/

Source - http://www.kovideo.net/insane-lyrics-eminem-323427.html

Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off

I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw bit the fuckin' blades off

Ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop

Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong

Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn

And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants he took every fuckin' thing off

Everything 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra

Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac that's Shady Dog

Man that motherfucker's gangsta ain't he dog?

Shady Dog what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?

Say no more what the fuck you waitin' for sing along

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No he's insane

Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah well then tell me

Would you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'?

Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belchin'

Burp belch and go back for a second helpin'

Can you dig what I'm sayin' man could you smell me?

I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me

Fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelpin'

Shady what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me

What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin'

"Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well being"

No Dad I said no I don't need no help peein'

I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea'

Well this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No he's insane

Send "Insane" ringtone to your cell