Beardfish - In Real Life There Is No Algebra Lyrics

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I'm waging war against me

I'm trying to free my mind, you see

I think I am quite insane

Trying to find my reptile brain

But then I'm gonna nuke it

Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying...

Byebye brain...

I looked into the eyes of an idiot

And in him I saw myself

People walking by,

Disgusted faces at a distance

They seem to think they're better,

Man you know that is a lie

But it's hard to see a peer in one with

Whom you can't identify

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I gazed into the eyes of the madman

And I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself

All these little things we do, our way of life,

We're babies, repeating everything we see,

Stem-celled from TV

Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge

Lack of discipline

That stopped me from ever learning algebra

Maybe I'm just too dumb

(Monkey see, monkey do)

I've found my sole purpose

I need to evolve, and fast

When we talk, if I nod off

Smack my face, I won't be cross

Teach me as you would a

Teach me as you would a dog

Strapped to my lazy-chair

Sitting in the living room where

I watch Discovery all day long

Evolving as I sing this song:

I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein

I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein

I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein

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