Monty Python - Immanuel Kant Lyrics

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From monty python's "live at the hollywood bowl"

Transcribed by john daley jdaley@picasso.ocis.temple.edu

Immanuel kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable

Heidegger heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table

David hume could out-consume schopenhauer and hegel

And wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as schlegel.

There's nothing nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist

Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

John stuart mill of his own free will with half a pint of shandy was

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Particularly ill

Plato they say could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle aristotle was a beggar for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And rene descartes was a drunken fart "i drink therefore i am."

Yes socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

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