Stan The Man - Illegal Weapon (Aka I'm Illegal) Remix Lyrics

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[Intro - Illegal Weapons]

Yeah

Illegal to the weapons

You know what happins'

When we rappin

Hot beat

[Hook - Illegal Weapons]

Im illegal

Cuz I choked an eagle

Know im hated by many people

Cuz im evil

I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel

And kill a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull

(2x)

[Verse 1 - Stan The Man]

Yeah thisis stan the man

Everybody wanna join my fam but they can't

Because they arent in my plans

And they wish I woodn't but I'm about to go ham damn

How I think of these rhymes in such little time

You'll find it easy to find that I am easy to climb

Im not like breezy im prime im dont like lemon like lime

And I think of these rhymes in such little time

It comes to my head like a bullet

And all of you are just plain full of it

Im eager like a beaver they all fuck around and catch a fever

Like baseball except I hit it cause its their faceball

And im using a mace so they should call it maseball

Im being me im riding around cruisin the streets

When im on my donald trump they'll all wish they were me

Ill take it over make it mine do it in such little time

Just like how it took no time to shoot them with my nine

DIME (damn)

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[Hook]

[Verse 2 - Illegal Weapons]

Illegal weapons that my name

So when I get into the game and get into the fame

Some people are just lame and their name is James

Cuz every fucking gotdamn soulja girl fan can get attacked by my great danes

And the gun it aims like too fucking fast trains

You don't need a rap battle to be in 8 mile

You just need to wait a while count the tiles untill he files hes new album

But jessia alba got fermalda but she my gall da

But wow da to need to brage but you just a fag

Make me cag make you mad then sad

Got to subtract and add the money

So honey what do you want from me?

Something I could barely afford?

A new F-150 ford??

A new guitar cord???

A gotdamn bord game??

So get aboard and drink a good ice coke

Or else you'll choke

So tell debby ryan to stop crying

I'll buy your damn album im not lying

[Hook]

[Verse 3 - Stan The Man]

My lyrics are hot whether you hear them or not

It's like I take a song and roll it into lyrical pot

Cause see I'm like the sun except less spherical more hot

You know that I be spitting the rhymes that you wish that you got

I do this shit on the real man I ain't no fucking poser

And I know I'm cooler than you man this ain't no Michael Posner

Your sis' already know me got my dick on her poster

I treat her like my razor blade I just use her and dispose her

They tell me I need to rap better I'd just be too ill

Like Jay-Z on botox or Priapus on the pill still

There ain't nothin' better than me

I do this on the regular cause I'm a veteran B

By now ya'll lames need glasses if you can't see

I'm the hottest shit around from my head to my knee

They all fuck around and end up worse than the dead sea

I told them haters I ain't no gameboy don't be playin with me

Just a few more lines it's me and illegal forever

The haters think they hot but they just flaming like ether

They all saying lines but that shit ain't even clever

We kill whoever whenever wherever in every endeavor

(Yeah)

[Hook]

Im illegal

Cuz I choked an eagle

Know im hated by many people

Cuz im evil

I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel

And kill a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull

(2x)

[Outro - Stan The Man]

Shout out Illegal weapons for makin this shit man

2011 this year ours

Fuck ym fuck double mg they ain't fuckin with us

And we takin the throne too jay and 'ye

Make sure beyonce knows

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