Sherman Allan - If I Were A Tishman Lyrics

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(parody of "if i were a rich man" from fiddler on the roof)

Oh new york is changing.

Wherever you look

Big tall buildings by tishman

Tishman ahh...

If i were a tishman

Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di

(yum di didle)

All day long i'd buildy buildy build

If i were a building man.

I'd build a lot of buildings

Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum

(yum di didle)

Building buildings anywhere i wish

If i were a tishy tishy tish.

I'd build the 666 5th avenue building

Right in the middle of the town

One block wide and forty-eight stories high.

And i'd have eighteen elevators going up

And twenty-seven more going down

All of them express to pass you by.

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(di diddle di)

I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room

Right there on each and every floor

Each one in a style that is apropos.

And like the restrooms in the best office buildings

You'd need a key to open up the door

Though who would steal a bathroom i dunno!

Oh if i were a tishman

Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum

(yum di didle)

All day long i'd buildy buildy build

If i were a building man.

I'd build a lot of buildings

Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum

(yum di didle)

I could realize my life's ambish

Raising rents whenever i would wish

Telling tenants "you can call me pish."

If i were a rich tishman

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