Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1000000 Lyrics

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If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000

I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

If I Had $1000000

You could help it wouldn't be that hard.

If I Had $1000000

Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out.

Like open the fridge and stuff and there'd be foods laid out for us

With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm.

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.

Well can you blame them. Yeah)

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If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I Had $1000000

We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I Had $1000000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.

(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would we'd just eat more.

And buy really expensive ketchup with it.

That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000 If I Had $1000000

If I Had $1000000 If I Had $1000000

I'd be rich.

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