Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry Lyrics

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Say do you remember that guy Larry next door

Well he always was the neighborhood clown

Like the time he pulled my pants off

And he took those color pictures

And posted copies all over town

Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn

Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn

What a crazy kid larry was always foolin' around

Boy what a joker

What a funny funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try

Say do you remember when I lost all my hair

'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

And hey how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap

And filled my toothpaste tube up glue

All those wedgies he gave

All those shoestrings he tied

All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside

Oh Lar' I swear it was a laugh a minute with you

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Boy what a joker

What a funny funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh

Even though he treated me like slime

Remember when he cut my car in half?

Well he really got me good that time

Say do you remember when I broke in Larry's house

Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag

Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest

And stuffed him in a big plastic bag

If the cops ever find him who knows what they'd say

But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today

He would have to agree with me

It was a pretty good gag

Boy what a joker

What a funny funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try

Boy what a joker

What a funny funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try

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