Family Guy - I Need A Jew Lyrics

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I Need A Jew by Family Guy

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Peter:

Nothing else has worked so far,

So I'll wish upon a star,

Wondrous sparkling speck of light,

I need a Jew...

 

Lois makes me take the rap,

Because our checkbook looks like crap,

Since I can't give her a slap,

I need a Jew...

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Where to find

A bum or stien or stein

To teach me how to whine

And do my taxes...

 

Though by many they're abhorred,

Hebrew people I've adored,

Even though they killed my lord,

I need a Jew!

 

Max:

Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,

My car just broke down,

Can I use you phone?

 

Peter:

Now my troubles are all through

I have a Jew!

 

Max:

Hey!

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