King Missile - I'm Sorry Lyrics

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No I never was in vietnam

I never once dove into an empty swimming pool

I never let the carpet walk right out from under me

I never painted a house or a tree

I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative

I never took the pulse of a dying duck

Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly

In a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limited

For example

I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom closet while singing Waltzing

Matilda

I never sawed a television in half

Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar

I never played a decent game of jacks

I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his

Teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my

Shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving

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Vomiting chirping and sea shanties

I never bought a lamp

Wait I did buy a lamp once

But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic

I never bought lima beans or lime pudding

I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album

I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"

Except lollipops lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp

I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brotehrs in bed with me

I never let a cyborg take out the garbage

I'm sorry I stole the radio

I did it

I sawed the legs off the periodic table

I re-elected the President

I did it it was my fault

I farted in the church

I'm sorry I did many many bad things

And I am so sorry

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