Ray Stevens - I'm My Own Grandpa Lyrics

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I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter

Who had hair of red.

My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law

And really changed my life.

Now my daughter was my mother

Cause she was my father's wife.

And to complicate the matter

Even though it brought me joy

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad

And so became my uncle though it made me very sad.

For if-if he were my uncle then that also made him brother.

Of the widow's grown up daughter who was of course my stepmother.

Uh huh.

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run

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And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue.

Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother too.

God.

Now if my wife is my grandmother I am her grandchild yeah.

And every time I think of it heh! Nearly drives me wild.

Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpaw.

Oh I'm my own grandpaw.

I'm my own grandpaw.

It sounds funny I know but it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpaw.

I'm my own grandpaw.

I'm my own grandpaw.

Talk about incest!

It sounds funny I know but it really is so

I'm my own grandpaw.

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