Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo Lyrics

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What's that?

My six song album entitled "bo fo sho" is currently available on itunes

With three songs that have never been heard on the internet?

Uh and if i try to pirate it for free i'll get aids?

I would have guessed scurvy.

Well see you later ghost of dr.martin luther king jr.

Wanna hear a rap?

Now i don't know if all boy scouts are gays

But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...

I got a safe full o' cherries cause i pop it and lock it

A girl's like a fridge once a week you should stock it

And girl if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming

And girl don't sit on the couch cause i treat my objects like women.

I spit fire like i just blew a demon

My shits so hot i leave your toilet bowl steamin

I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies

You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.

If your pants are loose i'll re-pleat ya.

You're a first time veagan and it's nice to meat ya

I'm bo yo

I'm the greatest rappa eva

And i'll weather your weather whether you think i'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater i'm hot

I'm a real g shawty that can really find your g spot

What the hell's a g spot?

Go to a

Vagina orchard count 1 2 3

Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree

That's right consider yourself warned

I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn

Your playing with your breasts excuse me can i try it ma'am?

Your pushin em together like a titty venn diagram

Look at that crack excuse me can i buy a gram?

Right below your diaphram ass looks like your hidin ham

First base were making out

Second base i'm getting faked out.

Third base i'm getting take out

And i'd try to take it home if i knew i'd take it out

But i just don't know i said i just don't care i said

My flos so cold i need a tampon from a polar bear

And you can spell and smell my stink

B.o. lingers and it makes you think

Cause i'm bo yo

And i'm the greatest rappa eva

And i'll weather your weather whether you think i'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater i'm hot

You got two eyes only got one shot. yeahh.

Yo

Cause girls are like donuts when i be bustin bo nuts

I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze

I'm like doug's friend skeeter whenever i meet her.

Casue i skeet her so hard people call her patty mayonnaise.

Yo my girl is epyletic cause she's the one i'm jerkin with

Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with

Ooo large machinery

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Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects

I'm talking bout religious sex like a morman sex that says you cant have sex with memebers of different sex but you cant have sex with members of the same sex

So if the sex cant be different the sex cant be same the only sex left is some left hand shame

And girl i left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Cause i'm bo yo

I'm the greatest rappa eva

And i'll weather your weather whether you think your better or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater i'm hot

And if i can't think of another rhyme then i ought

To think of one.

Yeah write this down man.

Yo yo

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics

I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics

This isn't about ironic pigment

If you're imagining this then i'm a chronic figment.

Yeah.

Feel it ready.

Man my junks so long that it hangs and swings so at the nude baech people think i'm lookin for lost rings

Play the skin flute your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear african neck rings.

Oh

Come on

Haters call me gay but that aint hatin

Cuase i'm not homophobic my morals are straight and

If i'm in the closet then you are blow me

Takin the b-a-t out of basement homey

Yeah.

Yo cause i'm bo yo

I'm the greatest rappa eva

And i'll weather your weather whether you think i'm clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater i'm hot

I'm a real g that can really find your g spot.

Yeah yeah yo yooo.

I'm a real g homey that can really find your g spot.

Oh.

Oh my god buy my e.p. on itunes.

Right now go right now

While i stall.

Buy it right now.

Out.

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