Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics

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Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my intellect on national TV

Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a PhD

I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night

Art Fleming gave the answers

Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

Well I knew I was in trouble now

My hope of winning sank

Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now

And then my mind went blank

I took Potpourri for one hundred

And then my head started to spin

Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo

Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah

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I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

That's right Al--You lost. And let me tell you what

You didn't win: a twenty volume set of the

Encyclopedia International a case of Turtle Wax

And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni the San

Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made

Yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of

People. You brought shame and disgrace to your

Family name for generations to come. You don't get

To come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy

Copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of

I guess I just wasn't too bright

Well I sure hope I do better

Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

I lost on Jeopardy baby

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