Weird Al Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya Lyrics

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I sued Taco Bell

'Cause I ate half a

Million Chalupas

And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic

They never said I

Shouldn't use their

Microwave

To dry off my cat

Huh I sued Earthlink

'Cause I called them up

N' they had the nerve

To put me on hold

I sued Starbucks

'Cause I spilled a

Frappucino in my lap

And brrr it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us

'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball

And then I choked to death

Ugh I sued PetCo

'Cause I ate a bag

Of kitty litter

And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola yo

'Cause I put my finger

Down in a bottle

And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines

'Cause they sold me a

Ticket to New Jersey

I went there and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date

If you deliver my pizza

30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue sue

Yes I'm gonna sue

Sue sue yeah what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue sue

Yes I'm gonna sue

Sue sue yeah I

Might even sue you!

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Ugh!!

I sued Duracell

They never told me not

To shove that double-A

Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot

'Cause they sold me a hammer

Which they knew I might

Drop on my toes

I sued Dell Computers

'Cause I took a bath

With my laptop

Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom

'Cause when I wear

Their tightie-whities

On my head

I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon

'Cause I get all depressed

Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado

'Cause you know I

Think it looks a

Little bit too much

Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus

'Cause they put up

Their Christmas

Decorations

Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck

...

Aw do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle

While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles

When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue sue

Yes I'm gonna sue

Sue sue yeah what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue sue

Yes I'm gonna sue

Sue sue that's right

I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

Ha-ha ha ha-haa

I'll sue ya!

What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!

Ha-ha ha ha-haa

Boo ya!

I'll sue ya!

Ugh!

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