Buffy Musical Episode - I'll Never Tell Lyrics

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ANYA

This is the man that I plan to entangle

Isn't he fine?

My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle

Vengeance was mine!

But I'm out of that biz

The name I made, I'll trade for his

The only trouble is - -

I'll never tell.

XANDER

She is the one

She's such wonderful fun

Such passion and grace

Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -

Embrace! Tight embrace!

I'll never let her go

The love we've known can only grow

There's just one thing that - -

No. I'll never tell.

ANYA AND XANDER

Cause there's nothing to tell.

ANYA

He snores

XANDER

She wheezes

ANYA

Say "housework" and he freezes

XANDER

She eats these skeazy cheeses that I can't describe

ANYA

I talk; he breezes

XANDER

She doesn't know what pleases

ANYA

His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

ANYA AND XANDER

The vibe gets kind of scary

XANDER

Like she thinks I'm ordinary

ANYA

Like it's all just temporary

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XANDER

Like her toes are kind of hairy

ANYA AND XANDER

But it's all very well

Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!

ANYA

When things get rough, he

Just hides behind his Buffy!

Now look, he's getting huffy

Cause he knows that I know.

XANDER

She clings

She's needy

She's also really greedy

She nev - -

ANYA

His eyes are beady!

XANDER

This is my verse, hello?

She - -

ANYA (Spoken)

Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

--dancing music--

ANYA AND XANDER

You know

XANDER

You're quite the charmer

ANYA

My knight in armor

XANDER

You're the cutest of the Scoobies

With your lips as red as rubies

And your firm, yet supple - -

Tight embrace!

ANYA

He's swell

XANDER

She's sweller

ANYA

He'll always be my feller

XANDER

That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

ANYA

I've read this tale

There's wedding, then betrayal

I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

ANYA AND XANDER

I lied

I said it's easy

I've tried

But there's these fears I can't quell

XANDER

Is she looking for a pot of gold?

ANYA

Will I look good when I've gotten old?

XANDER

Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?

ANYA

Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

XANDER

Am I crazy?

ANYA

Am I dreamin'?

XANDER

Am I marrying a demon?

ANYA AND XANDER

We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell...

So thank God I'll never tell!

I swear that I'll never tell!

XANDER

My lips are sealed

ANYA

I take the Fifth

XANDER

Nothing to see

Move it along

ANYA AND XANDER

I'll never - -

Tell!

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