Phineas And Ferb - How To Be A Lady Lyrics

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It's frightfully terribly hard to be a lady

There's so many Ps and Qs you have to mind

But the rewards I guarantee are rich and varied

And worth all of the effort, you will find

Your posture must be perfect

And your diction crisp and clear

Your speaking voice mellifluous and pleasing to the ear

Your legs are crossed when seated

Your toes are pointed so

Your pinkies raised while drinking

But that's not all you need to know

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(Tune changes to a heavier punk sound)

You mustn't curse or spit or tattle, never gossip

A lady never scratches, sweats, or burps

She knows which knife and fork and spoon to use and when

And if soup is served it's impolite to slurp

It's always "please and thank you, sir or madam"

Never brash or loud or putting on a show

A lady is demure, reserved and proper

And that is really all you need to know

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