Mr T Experience - How'd The Date End? Lyrics

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I picked her up at the specified time.

I was dressed to the nines

And she looked so blind

In a pink sequin dress

Just a bit too tight

And i was thinking this could be the night.

At the restaurant things were in full bloom.

She said she had to visit the ladies room.

It may have been just a visit

But i guess along the way

She decided that she'd extend her stay.

Did she ever come back?

No she never came back.

And the waiter was laughing as i paid the check.

We were going to go to the discotech.

(actually at that point that whole discotech idea

Was pretty much off).

On my way out though i chanced to see

A girl at the bar making eyes at me.

So i said to myself so this could be good.

We'll exchange smiles phone numbers and maybe even fluids.

So i bought her a drink and i bought her two more

And i asked her for her number as she walked out her door.

She said "555-5555 and i live at number 55 drive."

Was it really her number?

No it really was not

And a ... is all i got

When i tried to call it later on.

How'd the date end? badly.

How'd the date end? sadly.

It was not a love connection nosiree.

How'd the date end? terrible.

How'd the date end? unbearable.

But that's not all chuck as you will see.

I stumbled around 'til i found another bar

Which was good because i couldn't find my car.

I ordered a scotch and i drank it down

And i did this several times 'til i lost count.

They picked me up where i'd fallen down.

I was read my rights and brought downtown.

I can't remember very much

But i think it's safe to say that this date sucked.

How'd the date end? terrible.

How'd the date end? unbearable.

It was the worst thing that you ever saw.

How'd the date end? horrible.

How'd the date end? deplorable.

And now i've got a headache the size of arkansas.

So chuck i don't care who the audience picked

I'd rather be killed with a big sharp stick.

I'll stay on my own it's my natural state

Whether or not i have a date.

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