Kam - Holiday Madness Lyrics

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Every year i hear "happy holiday"

What's my religion? i do what the dollar say

That's why i celebrate christmas

'cause this overweighted redneck devil is big business

So all season i'm up preyin'

On black communities is what i'm sayin'

And y'all keepin' me fat

All over america it's on like that

Kids lookin' for saint nick

Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn dick

You want a present? nigga please

Your house is a wreck and you're decoratin' trees

Now how dumb can y'all be?

No food in the kitchen and you go and buy a tree?

And then say it's for the children but you're grown

They can't miss what they ain't never known

But since everybody else is out celebratin'

You allow your child to worship a satan

Better known as santa

Claws in your pocket from l.a. to atlanta

And yeah pops you're silly too

You shoulda told your children santa clause is really you

And spared 'em the sadness

Before they got all caught up in holiday madness

Holiday madness

A whole day dedicated to the devil

Is palm sunday and after church i'm goin' huntin'

For colored eggs 'cause santa was frontin'

He musta thought it was passover

'cause he never brought his ass over my house

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But today i get new clothes anyway

Plus a little money thank you easter bunny

For the basket of jelly beans

Even though i don't know what the hell he means

I never read about him in the bible

The horny little pagan idol

No wonder my mind is so twisted

But thank god my church wasn't broke-wristed

Even though i never went

I know i still can repent

'cause ain't nobody perfect but niggas so dense

We seem to only come together over nonsense

Holiday madness

A whole day dedicated to the devil

October 31st is my favorite

Little boys still at my do' 'cause i ain't gave 'em shit

But what you showed me in for?

Little brats yellin' "trick or treat" all through my screen door

When y'all should be at home sleep

Instead of at my front porch 15 deep

The jack lantern came in handy

Yo i can turn my porch light out like i ain't got no candy

But ain't that somethin'?

You buy a halloween costume and a pumpkin'?

Almost gave your children a heart attack

It's a tradition but who the hell started that?

A whole day dedicated to the devil

That's just one out of several

Most people don't think

But america need to see a shrink for her holiday madness

Holiday madness

A whole day dedicated to the devil

Damn i can't wait until it get dark

So i can light these fireworks up at the park

And celebrate my independence

It's the 4th of july but i ain't got 10 cents

I bought the jumbo assortment

Then came out the pocket for a goddamn skyrocket

And the shit was a dud

It was lit but it never even left the mud

But at least i got freedom where i'm at

Plus red devil and wild cat

And they open 24 hours

And right about now they got a sale on bloomin' flowers

So i'm ready to celebrate

July 4th 1930 the true date

'cause in 1776

Black people were still in the mix

Until the comin' of w.b. farrhad

The god in person yeah cursin' america

Word is bond

And left us elijah and farrakhan

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Holiday madness

Holiday madness

Holiday madness

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