Ho Ho Ho Lyrics

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And jingle jingle

Bells are ringing all around

Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our

Very merry tinsel town

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And jingle jingle

Santa sits us on his knee

Christmas gifts lie patiently

Beneath our decorated tree

Fa ya la la ya la la la leee!

Merry Christmas!

Happy Hannukah!

It's that time

To send a gift

To those of us less fortunate

Alvin: Dave, if Christmas is so merry, why did you say, it makes you uptight?

Dave: Uh, I never said that Alvin.

Theodore: Yes you did.

Dave: I don't need this from you, Theodore.

Alvin: You said you can't wait for it to be over and that-

Dave: **** **** ****, Alvin, that's your line, **** **** ****.

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And jingle jingle

Carolers sing merrily

Presents promise happiness

If only temporarily

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And jingle jingle

Grandma sends a baby truck

We are way to old for that

But Dave tells us to suck it up

Fa ya la la ya la la la yup!

Merry Christmas!

Happy Hannukah!

It's that time

To send a gift

To those of us less fortunate

Alvin: Like, cash Grandma, send us cash.

Dave: Alvin!

Theodore: No more trucks grandma.

All: Yeah

Dave: Uh-shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, PLEASE!

Alvin: Aw- well you're in a bad mood anyway, and just be-

Dave: I am NOT IN A BAD MOOD!

Theodore: Dave, you always said to be honest with our feelings.

Dave: So!

Simon: Just admit your... stressed.

Dave: I am NOT STRESSED!

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And jingle jingle

Cars are honking constantly

Giving David headaches

And increasing his anxiety

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And jingle jingle

Grown-ups seem to go beserk

Why are parents so wigged-out

When Santa Claus does all the work?

Fa ya la la ya la la beserk!

Dave: Uh-okay hold it right there guys. This is not what I wrote, and I never said to suck it up!

All: Yes you did.

Theodore: Suck it up fellas, just quit your whining and suck it up! That's what you said, Dave.

Dave: Uh- can we just stick to the song!

Alvin: We're just trying to express our feelings. And just because we want iPods and cash, AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-!

Dave: Oh just suck it up, Alvin!

Alvin: Ha ha gotcha!

Dave: Alvin!

Alvin: You are so busted!

Dave: Alvin!

Alvin: Oh just admit that-

Dave: ALVIN!

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And jingle jingle

Bells are ringing all around

Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our

Very merry tinsel town

Oooooh yeah

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Oooooh yeah

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