Flight Of The Conchords - Hiphopopotamus Lyrics

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[J:]They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Steve.

[B:]My rhymes and records they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

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[J:]My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

[B:]Other rappers dis me

Say my rhymes are sissy.

Why?

[J:]Why?

[J&B:]Why?

[B:]What?

[J:]Why exactly?

[B:]What? Why?

[J:]Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?

[B:]Why?

[B:]Why, because I rap about reality?

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?

There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.

Hey! Ho!

[B:]I'm the motherflippin'

[J:]I'm the motherflippin'

[B:]I'm the motherflippin'

[J:]Who's the motherflippin?

[B:]I'm the motherflippin'

[J:]I'm the motherflippin'

[B:]I'm the motherflippin'

[J:]Motherflippin'

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