Sherman Allan - Heres To The Crabgrass Lyrics

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+here's to the crabgrass

Here's to the crabgrass

Here's to the mortgage

In fact here's to suburbia.

Lay down your briefcase

Far from the rat race

Where nothing can disturb ya.

Uncomplicated

It's what we waited

For so long in this city.

Come let us go there

Live like thoreau there

A life of sweet simplicity.

Did you set the thermostat?

No i don't know where it's at.

Tuesday the cub scouts meet again.

Walk the dog and cut the grass

Take the kids to dancing class

Jim's little league got beat again.

Can't keep a maid here

No matter what they're paid here

The place has bad publicity.

Why did we move here?

Don't you remember?

To live in sweet simplicity.

Here's to mosquitos

Clam dip and fritos

To golf and bridge and scuba there.

Men wearing knee pants

Women in capri pants

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Discussing what's with cuba there.

Each big appliance

Treats you with defiance

Until it finally falls apart.

Call the repairman

In a week he's there man

To knock your kitchen walls apart.

Tommy's got a bloody nose

Gotta fix the garden hose.

Book of the month club came today.

Didn't read the last one yet.

Yes you did but you forget.

Oh well they're all the same today.

Here's mrs. ritter

She's the baby sitter.

Tonight we're going joyously

Back to the city

Where life is gay and witty

Back to the noise there

That everyone enjoys there.

Back to the crush there

Hurry let us rush there

Back to the rat race

Don't forget your briefcase

Back in the groove there

Say why don't we move there.

Away from all of this

Sweet simplicity.

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