Bill Engvall And Jeff Foxworthy - Here's Your Sign Christmas Lyrics

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i took my son to the mall the other day to see santa claus

The woman in line behind me says "hey is that santa claus up there?"

I said "no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double"

Here's your sign

The other day i bought a wreath to go on our front door

As i was walking out the store a man stopped me and said

"hey are you going to hang that on your door?"

I said "no sir it's a christmas toilet seat cover

Got the idea from martha stewart"

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

I hung those little christmas lights on my house

You know the kind that blink on and off

My neighbor comes over and says

"hey bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that?"

I said "i've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it

Plugging and unplugging it"

Here's your sign

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I took my family to buy a christmas tree the other night

When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says

"hey y'all here to buy a christmas tree?"

I said "no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom

And these trees looked really inviting"

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during christmas time

The other night my family and i were walking

Through the neighbourhood looking at all the christmas decorations

When we came upon this house that had a manger scene

Now there was this whole group of people

Looking at it when i overheard this one guy say

"hey are those the three wise men?"

I said "no sir that's zz top doing a farm aid concert

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during christmas time

And finally my wife and i were in a grocery store

The other day and i heard a woman ask the clerk

"do you know what time midnight mass starts on christmas eve?"

And in the holiday spririt i walked over and said "here's your sign"

Happy holidays everybody

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