Insane Clown Posse - Hellalujah Lyrics

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Give God the first portion of your income say that with me.

Give God the first portion of your income.

Give it first! not after the deducts. not after the social security and

The hospitalization and the malnutrition. not after all these things on ya

Check ya say Im a give God a little what's left. you do and that's what

You gonna get from god.

Who am i? Im not the devil

I can take you to my level

Above the rocks above the earth

Tell me what your soul is worth.

How much money do you make?

How much will you let me take?

I will give you tranquility

Just send you wealth and checks to me.

Life is going to expire

And your soul will burn in fire.

You will perish in the thunder

Unless you call my hotline number.

God has asked you to make me rich

Me and my fat-rat gaudy bitch.

On your t.v.s late at night

Send those checks and I'll guide you to the light.

Don't put away your wallets just yet brothers and sisters. there's

Somebody here I'd like all of you to meet. this is little jonathan.

Jonathan say hello to the lovely people.

Hello.

Jonathan has problems. twisted neck tangled legs crooked spine but we

Can heal this boy!

For just uh six thousand dollars we can heal this boy!

God called me and then stopped by

And he told me you're gonna die

Unless you buy my holy water

Check cash or a money order.

This is true don't question me

Ill even send you shit for free.

Its only ten buck for the call

And I'll send a prayer no charge at all.

Put your lips up to the screen

Close your eyelids and intervene

Your lips to mine now send the cash

And while you're there you can kiss my ass.

Take your paycheck and send me half

And I'll send you gods autograph.

Ill get you allahs and bhuddahs too

Even zeus I don't give a fuck who

Just send me that money.

Would you like to be healed little jonathan?

Yeah reverend.

You see brothers and sisters this-

Beep-beep! beep-beep!

Excuse me. I told you never to page me on a sermon day. yes? uh-huh.

Hallelujah.

Howdy.

People that was the lord today only he will heal this boy for just

Five

Thousand dollars!

Pass the collection plate

Pass the collection plate

Pass the collection plate

Pass the collection plate

(show me how you give I'll tell you how to live.)

Your totals twenty-two eleven

For your set of keys to heaven.

Make the checks out in my name

Me or God it's all the same.

Bring your crippled ass to me

Pay my usher the holy fee.

Ill bless your legs and bless your chair

Then wheel your bitch ass outta here.

Now a special ceremony

This part don't cost any money.

Drip a drop of blessed water

Now I fertalize your daughter.

Even though I fucked a hooker

Took your baby girl and shook her

You still buy everything I sell

And Im livin well

See you in hell.

Four-thousand eight-hundred nine-hundred five thousan-hallelujah!

You did it brothers and sisters! are you ready jonathan? lord almighty

Weve met your price give me the healing power I can feel it! lord!

Rumilumilamanamanumi! this boy is healed!

Huh?

Now to the naked eye it would appear that this boy has not been

Healed but I can assure you this boys spirit has been healed! inside this

Tangled mangled frame is a healed little boy.

His spirit is healed! hallelujah!

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Country cookin can I take your order?

You want the red-eye gravy with that?

With chitlins or black-eyed peas?

Lemme cypher up your bill here.

That comes to fourteen nintey-five.

Okay be ready quicker that two jiggles of a jackrabbits ass.

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