Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley Verityesque Lyrics

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Found a nice little cove where nobody else goes

Took a trip 'round the caves at drac and said

"it's good to explore the more cultural aspects"

Hedley verityesque

She passed into folklore

Trod on lines in the pavement and said

"there's no room for enigmas in built up areas"

Sweats who think they're hard

My head no end do in

Brakes fail in the rain

Down memory lane

Come relive my paper round with me

But i don't see any more

Pent up alsatians

They used to wait by the door and say

"it's nice to know you're here

It's nice to know you're here"

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But i don't want anymore

Stark german film noirs

And i could well do without

The hand-clapping sequence at the end of blockbusters

You were in my hall

Now you're on my wall

Peter sarstedt mr irony

Get in the hole

In some warm lagoon

I'll be with aysha soon

Brakes fail in the rain

Down memory lane

Come relive my paper round with me

But i don't see any more

Big mad alsatians

They used to wait by the door and sing

"it's nice to know you're here

It's nice to know you're here"

And i don't need any more stark german film noirs

And i could well do without

The hand-clapping sequence at the end of blockbusters

Where all of the audience try to convince themselves that what

They are doing is silly but acceptable

And the only thing i can say is

"oh kip keino"

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