Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Lyrics

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Yo Yo

Chorus:

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

Is this a white Christmas,

Hell no my man,

I'm leavin' blood in the snow

And smackin' fat men

You mean Santa?

That boy's a bitch

He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss

For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play

He tried to ride way more than a one- horse sleigh

Laughin 'all the way, but he's not laughin today

We'll jingle more than his bells

Even the elves will pay

Come Christmas Eve

Ol' Nick's a gonner

Well be snackin' on deer

Eatin' Blitzen and Donner

Not a question of when not even a maybe

Have a drunk Miss Claus

Say they jinglin', baby! (Hey Hey)

Givin' new meaning to Ho ho ho

Shake that ass, girl

Bumpin' booty in the snow

So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll

Well be strippin' that sleigh

And leave you the coal

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Chorus 2:

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

You playin' reindeer games?

Hell, yeah my friend

Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend

When his nose turns red

His ass gets sent back out to the woods with his faggy elf Randall

Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice

In fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice

Not 'cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist

But because of all the nog I left on his wife

It's time for Old Nick to move and retire

Before we roast his nuts on a big ass fire

Yes I'm that bad

Yes I'm that crude

I mean ya ass is huge

Lose weight for real dude (Hey Hey!)

All the cookies and milk

Simply quite sick

I mean, when's the last time you seen your dick?

I don't mean to throw a fit, and I'm not one to bitch

But every year, I get underwear, socks and shit.

Chorus 3[til end]:

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

(Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby)

Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet

(Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

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