Hall Tom T - Harper Valley Pta Lyrics

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I want to tell you all a story

'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

Who had a teenage daughter

Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

Well her daughter came home one afternoon

And didn't even stop to play

She said "Mom I got a note here

From the Harper Valley PTA"

The note said "Mrs. Johnson you're wearing

Your dresses way too high

It's reported you've been drinking

And a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild

And we don't believe

You ought to be bringing up your little girl this way"

It was signed by the secretary

Harper Valley PTA

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Well it happened that the PTA

Was gonna meet that very afternoon

They were sure surprised

When Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room

And as she walked up to the blackboard

I still recall the words she had to say

She said "I'd like to address this meeting

Of the Harper Valley PTA"

Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there

And seven times he's asked me for a date

Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use

A lot of ice whenever he's away

And Mr. Baker can you tell us why

Your secretary had to leave this town?

And shouldn't widow Jones be told

To keep her window shades all pulled completely down?

Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here

'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath

You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

Then you have the nerve to tell me

You think that as a mother I'm not fit

Well this is just a little Peyton Place

And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did

It happened just this way

The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

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