Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store Lyrics

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And they're doing a promotional stunt

There's a great big purple sign out front

That says every 27th customer

Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

Would you look at all that stuff ...

They've got allen wrenches gerbil feeders

Toilet seats electric heaters

Trash compactors juice extractors shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires

BB pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers paper cutters waffle irons window shutters

Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables

Hooks and tackle grout and spackle

Power foggers spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors brass connectors

Wrecking chisels smoke detectors

Tire gauges hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels circuit brakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers

Calculators generators matching salt and pepper shakers

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I can't wait (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

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