Austin Lounge Lizards - Half A Man Lyrics

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(hank card/conrad deisler)

I was one tough nut until the day you made me crack

I was one tough customer until you paid me back

I was one tough cookie 'til i crumbled in your hand

Since that day i'm half a man

I drive my old nine-wheeler down i-two-and-a-half

The other truckers pity me so they try not to laugh

I pull off in yreka and check into motel three

They've always got a little room for me

Chorus:

Half a man; i'm half a man

Sometimes i try to do the best i can

I know that on my own foot someday i'll have to stand

But right now i don't know how

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Because i'm only half a man

I play solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of twenty-six

You might think i'm crazy but that's how i get my kicks

I listen to rush limbaugh 'cause he helps to ease my pain

He makes lots of sense if you're a man with half a brain

I buy a tenth of whiskey and a cold three-pack of beer

I drink 'til i see single when i gaze into my mirror

I know that through that looking glass is where i'll have to be

Reunited with the better half of me

Chorus

Someday i'll find a woman and a half and take her hand

But 'til then i don't know when

I will be more than half a man

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