Bo Burnham - H-O-A-R Lyrics

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Well I'm the girl for every high school guy

Yeah I got everything

A little shirt and a skirt so high

Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string

I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more

Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend

Well that bitch is a whore

With a capital H-O-A-R

Ignorance is bliss

Who needs feminism

With an ass like this

And a capital H-O-A-R

You guys liking what you see

Cause if beauty's on the inside

You might as well go inside me

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Well I'm the guy for that high school girl

Yeah partying is my life

In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym

And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife

You know I like to hang loose

No way! So does my crotch

Well I hope you brought your man juice

Cause I bought scotch

With a Capital One No-Hassle card

Stolen from my dad

Dignity is overrated

Self respect's a fad

Well I'm like a game of baseball

Cause there's something you might catch

Well and if you put out

I'd say that we're a perfect

I'd say that we're a perfect

I guess that we're a perfect match

A perfect match

A perfect match

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