Moxy Fruvous - Green Eggs And Ham Lyrics

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Hey kids listen up if you want to be sick

'Cause your dinner looks like

Something from a Cronenburg flick

Think twice before you cuss and

Shout "damn damn damn"

Let me tell you a story about

Green eggs and ham.

There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am

That's me!

I don't like you Sam-I-Am

Well do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like green eggs and ham

Would you like them here or there?

I wouldn't like them anywhere

Ya' know I can see you in a house

Eating green eggs and ham with a mouse.

Maybe you can't hear you got

Something in your ear?

NO!

I'm gonna make this perfectly clear

I would not like them house-wise here.

I would not like them mouse-wise there.

You think you can convince me Sam?

Mmm Hmm.

Not for me green eggs and ham.

What is with you? This is some lean cuisine.

No it's not it's some green cuisine.

Well would you could you in a car

Eat them don't deny who you are!

You're gonna like them you're gonna see

You might like them up in a tree.

No not in a tree not in a car

Would you let me be.

No house no mouse

Not here or there.

'Cause you got the problem Sam

And I do not care for a jellied spam

And I do not like green eggs and ham.

A train! A train! A train! A train!

Would you could you in a train

Or up in an aeroplane.

How 'bout in the dark

We could drive and park

We could listen to the crickets

And the pitbulls bark.

No! not in a plane not in the dark

Not on a train not in a park.

Not up a tree.

'Cause I don't like them Sam.

Not in a school house or a shoe box

With a house mouse or a red fox.

Not here there or any where

Didn't even like The Beatles with

Their long long hair.

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Hey! You lay off The Beatles buddy!

I'll lay on whoever I want buddy!

And don't buddy me buddy.

Well you don't like green eggs and ham.

Oh mister perception Sam-I-Am.

Well I know that you'd like them if

You ate them with a goat.

Not with a goat in a coat by a moat.

Find more similar lyrics on Well would you could you. On a boat!

Tennyson wrote and I quote:

(Oh please)

If you eat it you'll bloat

And float like a boat.

I'm not interested in stuffing face

In the rain on a train

I should introduce you to my friend pain

(hey hey hey hey)

Not in the dark

Not up a tree

Not on your fine china with Earl Grey tea.

No boxes foxes houses mouses

Husbands and wives...

(yeah)

No spouses!!

Why you try to make me eat that

I don't like it

I wouldn't serve it to a cat.

I said already I don't like them Sam-I-Am.

I do not like Green. Eggs. Ham

Mr. Cheese

You just think you don't like them so you say

And he's begining to remind me of Doris Day

You say you don't like this and

You don't like that

Well you're starting to sound

Like a finicky cat.

Try them try them

And you may find you like nothing better than

Two greenish eggs over easy in a fry pan.

And to accompany this fine taste

We have martian ham! Pork from space!

SAM! You get out of my face

I'll try that and puke all over the place!

(good)

Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick

Than a great big puddle of sick.

He's gonna try them

Gimme that

He's gonna try them

He's gonna try them

He tried 'em.

He's gonna spew chunks!

Say

C'est? It's French!

Say not bad!

Green eggs and ham I believe

I like them Sam-I-Am

And I'd eat them in a boat with a billy goat.

I'd eat them in the rain in a car up a tree.

They're pretty good you see.

So I'd eat them in a box with a fox.

Eat them in a house with a house mouse

I'd eat them here I'd eat them there

I'd eat them in my Calvin Klein underwear

I think you're ok Sam-I-Am!

Well I wouldn't let you down

You stubborn old man

Say we should share them eh we've got enough

Are you kidding I don't eat that stuff!

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