Clutch - Great Outdoors! Lyrics

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All you lasses in parnassus swallowing swords

Shooting out fire at us heathen hordes

I was thinkin' something before i began

But then you done cut off both of my hands

Now i do my drinking from bamboo straws

Constantly kicking at tarantulas

What was i thinking move to baltimore?

Oh yeah the great outdoors!

Jump into the water

Keel-hauled on the constellation

Don't sell my belongings

'cause you know that i'll be back

Remember when i told you that i was a samurai?

Well the fact of the matter is that was a lie

There were some other things that i'd rather not recall

Y'all can blame it all on the alcohol

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But you ain't got no business criticizing me

This is my house and i'll do as i please

What was i thinking move to baltimore?

Oh yeah the great outdoors!

Jump into the water

Keel-hauled on the constellation

Don't sell my belongings

'cause you know that i'll be back

Move it on over and give me a slice

If you're in the market for green zucchini

Farmers' almanac got the largest size

Winnebago woman whatcha cookin'?

Move it on over and give me a slice

I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics

If i could levitate i would sell lots of tickets

And maybe do an interview with larry king while floating

I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics

If i could levitate i would sell lots of tickets

Move it on over and give me a slice

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