Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet Lyrics

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Who's that waddlin' down the street

It's just me 'cause i love to eat

Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby yes i am

Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view

Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do

Grapefruit diet throw out the pizza and beer

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Grapefruit diet oh forget those jelly donuts out of here

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Grapefruit diet might seem a little severe

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Grapefruit diet i'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear blow fatty

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Well i used to live on chocolate sauce

Made sumo wrestlers look like kate moss

Walked down an alley and i got stuck

I got more rolls than a pastry truck

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When i'm all done eating i eat a little more

When i leave a room first i gotta grease the door

Grapefruit diet can't have another eclair

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Grapefruit diet i gotta decrease my derriere

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I'm on a grapefruit diet

I'm on a grapefruit diet

I'm on a grapefruit diet

No more pie now no more creme brulee

Lay off the gravy and souffle

No french fries now no ice cream parfait

Mr. cheese nacho stay away

Oh i think i'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt

But i need a boomerang when i put on my belt

Grapefruit diet lay off the 3 musketeers

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Grapefruit diet until my big booty disappears

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Grapefruit diet i eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears

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Grapefruit diet 'cause i haven't seen my feet in years

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I'm on a grapefruit diet

I'm on a grapefruit diet

I'm on a grapefruit diet

I think i'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese

I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that yeah

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