Macc Lads - Gordon's Revenge Lyrics

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Ah so.

The ducks are sitting and i making my list now

Macc lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed

The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer

Free gravy tonight i've got bad diarrhoea.

Sea food special with extra crab

Two pancake with a penis scab

See you tomorrow and we have chick pie

We have dog and i think he about to die...

Cut your nail into prawn cracker

Add black bit from around my knaccars

Call me chinky little yellow git

You'll be on the bog for a week.

'cos you want to know what's in my wok

Pubic lice from around my cock

Egg foo young and crispy noodle

No i haven't seen your poodle....

You want to try my sweet and sour chicken

I give you free bag to be sick in.

Call me slanty you're very very nasty

I fart on chips and piss on pastie.

Chinky cunt? ha very very funny

Jumbo sausage chips and curry

Gordon smile and take the money

Excellant laddy my arse is runny.

pie taster

Oi oi oi

She had just turned twenty nine

Needed a good ironing

Smelling like a dench

Face looked like a welder's bench.

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And she was baggy at the rear

She could fart for lancashire

And she said she liked the taste of me bellend chedder

And she asked me if i wanted fer bed her.

She were desperate for a fuck

Said her cunt were ill enough

She had piles and nsu

Creepy crawlies in her pubes

And dribbling out of her womb

Were semen and the qe2.

But i've never been to bed with an ugly woman

But i've woken up with one or two

No he's never been to bed with an ugly woman

But he's woken up with quite a few.

Stretch marks on her bum

Tated pies for titterton's

Stretch marks on her bum

Tasted pies for titterton's

Stretch marks on her bum

Tasted pies for titterton's

Stretch marks on her bum

Tasted pies for titterton's

Stretch marks on her bum...

Yaaaw.

Yaaaw.

But i've never been to bed with an ugly woman

But i've woken up with one or two

No he's never been to bed with an ugly woman

But he's woken up with quite a few.

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